FORECOURT LOT 12 · VIEWING BY APPOINTMENT STATUS: STILL SITTING THERE
1 photo · taken from the sidewalk A bull sitting in the driver's seat of a silver coupe, head and horns filling the open window.
$BULLCOUPE AS-IS · NO REFUNDS · BULL INCLUDED
Used · Private Seller · Kerbside

Silver Coupe.
One Owner. One Bull.

Doors close fine. Windows go up and down. Nobody has explained why there is a bull driving it, and the bull is not saying.

142,003 mi Manual, presumably Won't negotiate on the horns
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Vehicle Details

What you're actually buying

Pulled straight off the listing sheet. We did not round anything in the bull's favor.

Full walkaround shot of the same silver coupe, the bull's head and horns visible through the open driver window. Full walkaround, same car, same bull, same afternoon.
Condition Report

Click the marks on the photo

tap a mark to inspect Close inspection photo of the bull in the coupe, used for the condition report hotspots.

Every mark above is real damage on file, not a stock photo caption. We are not going to pretend the horns are cosmetic.

  • Roof line: intact, under strain
  • Paintwork: fine, this isn't the bull's fault
  • Interior smell: not disclosed
  • Resale value: ask again later
Test Drive

Get in. He's not moving.

The bull is not getting out for a test drive and the dealer is not making him. You can still buy the car with him in it.

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